Monday, September 21, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
Don't Have me
I seem to be apologizing a lot for not writing very often. I am sorry. I start to write and then I get busy. Yes a lot of excuses. So since it has been a while since I've written you...her is a good one.
So last week I was sitting on the Blue line minding my own business watching the people get on and off. Day dreaming about what everyone does for a living, when these two African American women get on together. Right away you can see from the body language that they are not happy with each other. One of them says don't you sit by me and starts to walk her way to the back of the train near me (we'll call her Butch). The other one sits down about 5 rows in front of her(we'll call her Sally). Let me also mention that it is TABU to talk loudly, cuss or scream in the metro. It's just something you don't do, even most of the crazy people know that. Well after about 2 minutes Sally starts yelling back towards Butch. "I don't love you. I never have. You just some pathetic B***H." Butch says "if you don't love my B***H then whys the hell you following me? Just leave me the Hell Alone" There is quite for a minute or so and then Sally starts again "You and your nappy ass hair can go where ever you like. Your slutty ass can sleep with whose every you want" Butch retorts " My slutty ass? Yous be the slut b***h. Your ass been sleeping with Ronda, XYz, KLS, and WWW. Shit you da slut" The a pause. After about 3 or 4 stops, Butch decides she is gonna get off at the next stop. So she stands up and says "My black ass is getting off here. Don't follow me. Just leave me the hell alone." The it gets interesting!!!!!!!!!! Sally gets up and says "I'll go anywhere I want to go." Butch says "Well I you don't love me why dont you just leave me alone?" Sally says "You the B***h that is cheating. Come on admit it. You don't love me" Butch said "just sit down and leave me alone." They both sit down and then right before the last stop of the blueline it gets very interesting!!! Butch gets back up. Walks towards the door to get off. Sally stands up. She starts walking towards Butch. Butch says "Just stay the f*** away from me damn" in a some what whinny tired voice. Then Sally just let's loose. This girl knew every single word that would push every single button on Butch. She just kept needling and egging her one. Butch was getting pist! Butch "Shut your mouth girl. Stop it. You trying to piss me off" Sally just kept going. Butch said "Shut it before slap you!" She did not stop...she just kept going. Butch stepped towards her a almost took a swing at her. Sally got a very sly smile on her face. So she kept on talking. Butch then said to everyone on the train "she wants me to hit her so the bitch can call the police and send my ass back to jail. I'm not going back to jail." Sally turned up the up the volume on the insults and jibs. Steam was coming out of Butch's ears. Sweat was starting to roll down her brow..yes it was a hot day as well. And then BAM! SMASH! BOOM! They were going at it! Butch smacked her a few good ones and Sally just wailed her arms around. Butch kept going and other people tried to stop them. The Sally sure enough grabbed her phone and started to call the police. Hmm guess Sally is not smart enough to know that cell phones do not work on the subway! The train pulled into the station and sure enough that stupid Sally followed Butch out of the station. I guess some women are just glutton for punishment. Yes a real live lesbian fight on the blue line! See wasn't that worth the wait?
So last week I was sitting on the Blue line minding my own business watching the people get on and off. Day dreaming about what everyone does for a living, when these two African American women get on together. Right away you can see from the body language that they are not happy with each other. One of them says don't you sit by me and starts to walk her way to the back of the train near me (we'll call her Butch). The other one sits down about 5 rows in front of her(we'll call her Sally). Let me also mention that it is TABU to talk loudly, cuss or scream in the metro. It's just something you don't do, even most of the crazy people know that. Well after about 2 minutes Sally starts yelling back towards Butch. "I don't love you. I never have. You just some pathetic B***H." Butch says "if you don't love my B***H then whys the hell you following me? Just leave me the Hell Alone" There is quite for a minute or so and then Sally starts again "You and your nappy ass hair can go where ever you like. Your slutty ass can sleep with whose every you want" Butch retorts " My slutty ass? Yous be the slut b***h. Your ass been sleeping with Ronda, XYz, KLS, and WWW. Shit you da slut" The a pause. After about 3 or 4 stops, Butch decides she is gonna get off at the next stop. So she stands up and says "My black ass is getting off here. Don't follow me. Just leave me the hell alone." The it gets interesting!!!!!!!!!! Sally gets up and says "I'll go anywhere I want to go." Butch says "Well I you don't love me why dont you just leave me alone?" Sally says "You the B***h that is cheating. Come on admit it. You don't love me" Butch said "just sit down and leave me alone." They both sit down and then right before the last stop of the blueline it gets very interesting!!! Butch gets back up. Walks towards the door to get off. Sally stands up. She starts walking towards Butch. Butch says "Just stay the f*** away from me damn" in a some what whinny tired voice. Then Sally just let's loose. This girl knew every single word that would push every single button on Butch. She just kept needling and egging her one. Butch was getting pist! Butch "Shut your mouth girl. Stop it. You trying to piss me off" Sally just kept going. Butch said "Shut it before slap you!" She did not stop...she just kept going. Butch stepped towards her a almost took a swing at her. Sally got a very sly smile on her face. So she kept on talking. Butch then said to everyone on the train "she wants me to hit her so the bitch can call the police and send my ass back to jail. I'm not going back to jail." Sally turned up the up the volume on the insults and jibs. Steam was coming out of Butch's ears. Sweat was starting to roll down her brow..yes it was a hot day as well. And then BAM! SMASH! BOOM! They were going at it! Butch smacked her a few good ones and Sally just wailed her arms around. Butch kept going and other people tried to stop them. The Sally sure enough grabbed her phone and started to call the police. Hmm guess Sally is not smart enough to know that cell phones do not work on the subway! The train pulled into the station and sure enough that stupid Sally followed Butch out of the station. I guess some women are just glutton for punishment. Yes a real live lesbian fight on the blue line! See wasn't that worth the wait?
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