Is that you Nacho????

From two rows behind me I kept hearing this awesome hacking sounds.  I joked with my friend that Nacho was on the train with us as he can be heard often trying to hack up a hairball.  Cough, hack Cough, hack.  I giggled every time it happened.  I  joked that I wanted to go back to the person and lay treats on his/her tray table.  How awesome would that be if I walked down the aisle and laid the treats there and said it's ok, these will make you feel better.  Then turned an petted the person.  HAHA that would be so awesome.  I could be like, it's ok kitty just cough it up.  You'll feel so much better after you do.  Or even better they say you can put petroleum jelly on the cat's mouth and they will like it off and help them cough up the hair ball. Picture this...I walk up to a total stranger and I swipe my petroleum jelly filled finger under their nose.  Oh the thought is just great.  That poor person sounded like if they could just stop licking themselves they'd be alright.  By the time I got the nerve up to see if it was Nacho back there the person left.  My thought is that he/she was locked in a bathroom some where trying to cough it up.  They should have waited for me to hand them their treats. Well let's hope they coughed it up by now.

Cows and Trains???

Those two may not sound like they go together (I really did not think they did either) but to my surprise yesterday there was a cow on the train. Picture this sitting right across the aisle from me was male Asian cow ok a bull. Is that better? Well, no he was not a real bull but by the way he chewed his gum you'd think that he was a cow grazing in the fields. This guy was so gross. I even gave him the stare. Come on you know the one I am talking about. The one where you slightly turn your head and look out of the corner of your eyes at the person with your face saying "Seriously, do you have to do that?" It was pure torture. He sat there snapping, smacking and chewing his gum loudly for 45 mins. When he finally got off to leave I quietly said to myself "Finally, I thought he'd never leave." Here is the funny part the person next to me said " I know really." HAHAHA

Moral of the story, If you get "the look" from someone you must be doing something annoying so STOP IT.