How expensive is deoderant? Is there a polite way to tell someone the stink? Or better yet can you please take a shower? Ok as I am typing this a very odd lady has sat next to me. Why is she odd you might ask...well she has taken a TRAPPER KEEPER out of her backpack and now has her face burried in it. You know like we all used to do while in class when we were whispering or reading a note someone passed or what I was doing giggling. But a las she is not doing that. Oooo maybe she is picking her nose. Nope her hands are not moving. Sleeping? Possible very possible. Reading but she forgot her glasses? Using it to block out swine flu? Maybe looking at porn? Well like a tootsie pop the world may never know.
If I find out you'll be the first to know.