Why do people stand right in front of the train doors before they open? Don't they realize that people have to get off? I like to just stand there in the doorway so they can't get on until they move out of my way.

Why is it that men with all that nasty chest hair wear their shirts unbuttoned all the way, but men with awesome chests usually button up?

If u owned a pair of jeans that were ripped on both side in the thigh would you wear them and call it stylish?

There is a lady on the metro cutting her toenails. Ewe!

I have just seen a guy with a comb forward, come over and comb over wave.